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Chrissie Renee
10-01-2005, 04:10 PM
Thought I'd start this one for all of us who get asked certain "obvious" questions...such as:

Q: - "Is that makeup you have on?"

A: - "Uh...no. Actually it's warpaint...the tribe just came out with it's latest shade!!"....Heeeere's your sign!!!:D

Love to hear some of yours too girlz!!
Gemma
10-01-2005, 04:12 PM
Q. "Are your ears pierced"

A. "No, I used to be a knife throwers Assistant"
Wanda Jones
10-01-2005, 04:14 PM
Q. Are your legs shaved ?

A. Lord, no. The hairs just forgot to grow today!
Rachael Warren
10-01-2005, 07:31 PM
Q: Are you wearing a skirt?

A: No, a Kilt, I just didn't have enough material to follow the pattern!
Gemma
10-01-2005, 08:13 PM
Q. Are you wearing perfume?

A. Er...NO, It's the new unisex deodorant the wife brought yesterday *cough*
Priscilla Anne Rose
10-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Are your eyebrows plucked?
No I got to close to flame while lighting my(insert what ever).
Maddie
10-01-2005, 10:14 PM
Q - Are you wearing makeup ?

A - Of corse I am I'm a CD'er didn't you know.
wendy
10-01-2005, 11:23 PM
q) are theise for you??

a) yes thay arefor me thay go with my new heels....
Tristen Cox
10-01-2005, 11:26 PM
Is that a bra you're wearing sir?

Oh, no I thought it was my pistol strap, darn wife did it to me again..:rolleyes:
parris james
10-02-2005, 10:33 PM
Are you wearing spike heels?

No, I'm just a bit to short for the bar:D
Di*
10-02-2005, 10:52 PM
Girls these are too funny loved them Kisses Di
parris james
10-03-2005, 04:20 AM
Hey are you wearing a wig?

No I was born with black and purple hair